Connect your wearable
Splosch works with the tracker you already wear. Connect WHOOP at launch, with Garmin, Fitbit, and Google Fit coming on the roadmap. Your data flows in automatically every day. No extra effort required.
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A desk pet with a little sass.
Splosch is a small device that sits on your desk and reacts to how well you're actually living. Connect the wearable you already wear, choose your character, and watch them flourish or sulk, depending on your choices.
Cute. Observant. Slightly judgemental. Quietly keeping score.
How it works
Your body data. Now staring at you from your desk.
Choose your character
Pick from three characters at launch, with more coming later. Each one has their own look, personality, and way of letting you know you've skipped leg day.
Get gently judged
Train well, sleep enough, and your character thrives. Slack off and they'll make sure you know about it. Sploschee leads the pack: colourful, expressive, and quietly keeping score.
Characters
Five characters. Three at launch. One is right for you.
Sploschee, Leia, and Peato are ready at launch, each with their own look, personality, and unique way of reacting to your data. Two more characters are coming after launch. Custom characters are on the roadmap for a future version. Pick your favourite. Live with the consequences.
Sploschee
The original. Colourful, expressive, and quietly keeping score. Enthusiastic when you earn it. Devastated when you don't.
Leia
Unimpressed by your excuses. Deeply invested in your potential. Mostly unimpressed.
Peato
Gentle, patient, and quietly devastated every time you skip a rest day. Roots for you unconditionally. Even then.
Plus two more characters coming after launch.
WhoopAvailable at launchGarminRoadmapFitbitRoadmapGoogle FitRoadmap
Waitlist
Be the first to bring one home.
Splosch is being built now. Join the waitlist and we'll let you know when the first batch is ready, featuring Sploschee, Leia, Peato, and two characters yet to be revealed.